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July
26
2008
11:16 pm
BigAl
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I’ve had a relaxing day with the missus today. After what has been a shitty couple of weeks it’s been good to feel like the weight is finally beginning to lift.

So went out with Ruth for lunch, had a pint, veged out for the evening, watched the wonderful Great Muppet Caper and the less than good Flight Plan.

The problem with Flight Plan is that it has the making of a good psychological thriller but lets be honest, it’s a bit of a pants ending.

Surely, the better ending would be that Jodie Foster got shot in the head and the bad guy got away with all the money. Now that’s a film I’m aching to see.

Not that i can really comment on what makes a film good i’m having a late night watching Eurotrip and I’m ashamed I’m enjoying as much as I am.

BigAl

July
10
2008
3:17 pm
mrBen
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That is all

mrBen

PS - Why did no-one tell me about this sooner?

May
12
2008
12:37 pm
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Firstly, apologies for a distinct lack of posting in the last few weeks (months? :( ). I hope to improve on this. I do have a few projects in the works, which will be revealed here hopefully within the next couple of weeks.

Quick pimp for an excellent piece of software called Zattoo - it basically allows you to watch terrestrial TV on your PC over the internet (no TV card required, but you should have a TV license). A great way to add another TV to your house.

mrBen

May
10
2008
2:33 pm
BigAl
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Or why some things just don’t age well at all…

On a recent Internet trawl I happened upon this.

That’s right kiddies. Glen Michael’s Cavalcade.

Wow.

I don’t know how long it’s going to available on that link so enjoy it while you can.

This particular episode, one I’m sure I remember (although I would have been seven at the time and I can barely remember what happened last week…), has The Krankies, The Priesthill Puppet Group and the usual selection of quality cartoons.

I recommend that everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) checks this out.

BigAl

April
4
2008
11:23 pm
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I spent some quality time with BBC’s iPlayer this evening catching up with The Apprentice, the only real reason to pay a license fee.

And I happened to notice that the volume control goes up to 11.

Aye, very good you Spinal Tap loving freaks..

BigAl

March
20
2008
12:54 pm
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Those of you with long memories (pun intended) may remember me talking about Elephants Dream, a short cartoon built in Blender, the open source 3d modelling software.

Well - they’ve just released the trailer for their latest project, now named “Big Buck Bunny”, and it looks _stunning_. Hopefully it will also be slightly less mad than ED, which was madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year’s Mr Madman competition.

Enjoy.


Big Buck Bunny - Official Trailer from Andy Goralczyk on Vimeo.

(as with Jono’s post, bonus points for recognising the reference in the title)

mrBen

September
20
2007
2:20 pm
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Today it is exactly 5 years since Fox aired episode of Firefly. The first to air was “The Train Job”, rather than the pilot, and, well, you probably know the rest of the fateful story. If not, check out the extensive Wikipedia article. I’ve been a (huge) fan since my sister loaned me her copy of the (all-too-small) boxset back at Christmas 2005.

5 years on, and the boxset still sits high on the Amazon sales charts, and sales of the Serenity movie continue. The “Collectors Edition” was released in the US last month, and sales have been reasonably good, I believe.

If you haven’t watched it yet, ask me for a loan.

mrBen

September
18
2007
10:37 pm
BigAl
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This is a Christian kids Manga-esque animated thing.

I managed the first ten minutes before it got switched off.

BigAl

September
10
2007
9:38 pm
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Having idly wandered over to the website of ITV (the masters of light entertainment), I thought about catching up with my The Jeremy Kyle Show fix.

I can’t watch it when it’s on ITV1 as I’m away out at work and I have been suffering withdrawls.

Sure I can nip on YouTube and catch past examples of the Jeremy Kyle genius at work but there are only so many old clips available.  Fresh meat is what I want.

So, I’m on the ITV website, checking out the Jeremy Kyle page and get understandably excited when I see the Catch Up Video section.

Catch Up Video of The Jeremy Kyle Show!  This truly is too good to be true!

But there’s a problem.  The ITV website does not yet support Firefox for viewing video.  What?  Shurely Shome Mishtake?

So it looks like I am yet again denied my fix of The Jeremy Kyle Show.

But then, I’m hoping to have a day off on Friday.  Hopefully I’ll get my fix of The Jeremy Kyle show then…

BigAl

August
30
2007
3:35 pm
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I’m going to break all sorts of rules and habits here, and start with the summary. The film is as good as the other 2, and completes the trilogy well. I’m not sure it’s any better than the other two, but it’s a pacy action film. As with the other two, don’t even bother thinking about it as a book conversion - you’ll just get confused. If you like 1 & 2, then see 3 - you won’t be disappointed.

Having said all that, I _was_ a little disappointed, but mainly because I had seen many positive reviews for the film, and expected it to be obviously better than 1&2, but I didn’t think it was.

And now for the rants.

One of my biggest problems with the first two films, and doubly so with this film, is the use of shaky, handheld camera work to make things feel “edgy” and as if you were “really there”. Here’s a hint to Mr Greengrass, and other directors who are using this method: don’t do it. It _can_ be really good (see Firefly and Serenity for good camerawork), but it can also be really nauseating, and very frustrating, particularly in chase and fight scenes, because you _don’t_ feel like you’re really there - you feel like you’re missing all the action. If you want to see the way it should be done, check out some proper fight films - Ong Bak, old Hong Kong martial arts films, hell - even the Matrix films. If you want to use a handheld, use it in a way that allows people to see the action, rather than using 100 cuts in 30 seconds.

I guess the other disappointment is still that they didn’t really attempt to engage with the books. I got the feeling a couple of times that they _thought_ they had, but they didn’t at really. Aside from the use of the names, and a couple of minor plot items in the first film, they haven’t approached the books at all. Which is a shame.

Now, at this point I could stop. Normally I probably would have done. However, I would like to go forward and try and explain what I would have done if I was making these films myself. This will, however, contain some definite spoilers for anyone wishing to read the books. Which you should. If you haven’t, then stop reading now

The 3 books are very different. (FWIW they’re not my favourite Ludlum books, although they are the most famous by far) They have distinctly different feels. Book 1 is very “hazy” as Bourne/Webb tries to find his identity. Book 2 is more assured, with it’s oriental theme. Book 3 is about the two aging “assassins” circling each other like tigers, gradually getting closer and closer to each other. I’ll tackle book 1 for the moment, and maybe look to the other two another time.

You’re never going to get the whole plot of the book in - it’s too big for 1 film. (There is a tv mini-series from the 80s with Richard Chamberlain as the eponymous hero; apparently it’s very true to the book, and over 3 hours long) You need to focus on the main characters, and the main element of plot. Thus you have the following people and elements:

  • Jason Bourne / David Webb - the amnesiac. Confused by the skills he has, and the conflict he feels between the “good” that he feels, and the “bad” that he is implicated in. He’s also quite old by now - he doesn’t know it yet, but he’s already been married, had 2 children, and then fought in Vietnam, before becoming Jason Bourne for (IIRC) 18 months.
  • Marie St Clair - a Canadian economist, initially kidnapped by Bourne, and then gradually captivated by the conflicting messages she sees in him. She becomes is his wife by book 2. She is the anchor that holds him together at times. Equally, there are times when he wants to push her away, as he becomes aware of who he think he is.
  • Alexander Conklin - an aging CIA analyst. Convinced that Bourne has gone rogue, and determined to kill him off.
  • Carlos the Jackal - mostly unseen - the infamous assassin for whom Bourne was the “bait”. Such an important character as he is the reason for Bourne’s existence, and yet just as determined to end that existence.
  • As the film unfolds we need to see the conflict between Webb and Bourne. His memories are mostly of Bourne - they have been hammered into his brain - but his thoughts are often Webb’s. This conflict is extremely important in all three books, and it is only in the 3rd that there is finally a resolution that allows both Bourne and Webb to coexist happily in the same person.

There has been some debate that you couldn’t really use Carlos the Jackal, nor Vietnam, as the backdrop. However, rather than ignoring the plot like the current films, I would probably have attempted to update them some. Vietnam could easily be Iraq. Anybody could be a famous assassin to counterpoint Webb.

Anyway - that’s a few random thoughts. Hopefully you’ve enjoyed them - if so I’ll maybe think about books 2 and 3 a bit too.

mrBen

June
14
2007
3:36 pm
BigAl
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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

BigAl

May
25
2007
9:59 am
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Can’t remember where I first heard about this, but Sanctuary is a big-budget, straight-to-web sci-fi tv series. The first episode was released on the 14th May (you can view it for free at SanctuaryFans.com, and the next ep is due out on Monday. It’s definitely worth a watch, and it looks like it might be the first big series that’s out on the web.

The series is mostly done with greenscreen, which I know will put some people off, but it appears to have been relatively well. And they have hired real actors to do the acting, rather than just the group of guys they go to the pub with ;)

Anyway - here’s a sneak preview of episode 2. Enjoy.

mrBen

April
29
2007
8:55 pm
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I’m watching Fat Man’s Warning on Channel 4 and it’s fascinating. If you haven’t seen it, keep an eye out for any repeats.

It follows American comedian Steve Daly as he tries to educate the people of Britian on the evils of obesity through his first hand experience of being a fast food junkie.

He’s 30 stone.

30 STONE!

It really strikes a chord with me seeing as I’m still on my diet.

At my heaviest, at the beginning of the diet, I was not far from 20 stone.  So, I was two-thirds of this guy’s weight.  And he was 52% fat.

But it’s fascinating to see his journey to acceptance that he’s not going to be long for this world if it continues.

And that’s the grim Meat-hook reality of it, isn’t it?  We’re getting fatter.  And because of that we’re going to die long before our time.

So much for those double Whopper and cheese cravings.

BigAl

March
23
2007
2:33 pm
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On the whole, I’m a big fan of the Metro free paper that you get on the buses and trains these days. It keeps me up-to-date with the news and sport, and includes a Sudoku puzzle to wake up my brain the mornings. However, I have always been a little bemused by the film reviews. Today, however, the confusion ended, and I was just plain mad.

The 300 is a movie I’ve been interested in for a short while now, particularly since I’ve been hearing rave reviews about it from friends in the States. It’s a film based on a graphic novel by Frank Miller (of Sin City fame), based one of the legends of Sparta. Stylistically they’ve gone for the same kind of look as Sin City, and the trailers look brilliant.

The review in the Metro covered this. In fact, it seemed extremely positive until it started talking about the political bent of the film. Now - there’s been a fair few column inches talked about this, and about whether or not it’s racist and/or homophobic and/or fascist and/or something else. Without actually watching the film, I can’t tell you whether or not I agree. What I _can_ tell you is that I disagree with a review who extols the virtue of the cinematogrophy, and then proceeds to give a film 1 star (out of 5) based purely on a political stance that she disagreed with.

When I read a review, I want to know a few things:

  • What does the film _look_ like - is it well shot?
  • What is the plot like - is it basic, tangled, or gripping?
  • What is the action like?
  • What is the acting like?

The Metro review seemed to be relatively positive about all 4 of these things, and yet slated it for it’s supposed political leaning. And I think that this is what has been bothering me all this time about their reviews - some of them are far too subjective, which means that their ratings become inconsistent, rather than basing it on objective factors and providing a useful review.

mrBen

[edit]The offending review is now online here[/edit]

March
18
2007
9:38 pm
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Thought it was time I reviewed some of the CDs that I’ve received in the last few months (Christmas and birthday). First up, the Serenity soundtrack, composed by David Newman. (available from Amazon and other good bookstores)

I own a few movie soundtracks, and they tend to vary in quality. You generally get 2 types - movies that have used existing music, and movies that have compositions written for them. Obviously many movies do have a bit of both, but most only have enough of one or the other for their soundtrack CD. A notable exception is Romeo and Juliet (the Baz Luhrman version) which had 1 CD of both, and both of which are excellent. By way of contrast, The Wedding Singer was mostly pre-written (80s) music, and Lord of the Rings was most composed (excellent by Howard Shore).

The choice of David Newman for the Serenity music was not without it’s controversy; Greg Edmondson had so excellently scored the Firefly TV series, to the point where the fans created enough interest for Fox to release not only a soundtrack CD, but now also a copy of the score. It is fair to say that many were upset that Greg was overlooked for the film, but I believe there were studio considerations. That said, Newman has done an excellent job, and I believe that the music, as film music should, enhanced the film, without becoming obtrusive.

However, there are a few problems with the music as a soundtrack CD. While I do not regret having a copy at all, it is not the most listenable albums in my collection. Much of the music is quite short, to fit with the sections of film, and in places feels a little “un-finished”. Unlike some soundtracks, I found it quite difficult to imagine the scene of the film from which the music came. A lot of the music is also quite quiet and moody, which doesn’t make for good listening on the daily commute, which requires quite a short range of audio, with a high base level of volume.

As a Firefly fan, this is a must-have CD for your collection. As a film music fan, I would suggest that maybe it is missable. Probably better would be to buy the Firefly soundtrack, although I only have that on good word as I have not listened to it personally.

Next up will be Skillet: Comatose and Pillar: Where do we go from here?

mrBen

March
2
2007
9:36 am
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Wow - this has got to rank up there with the greats :)

Joss Whedon has confirmed that they’ll be releasing a Special Edition of Serenity! Hurrah! It’s going to be released in the summer, and will include some extra stuff, including (he hopes) a full cast commentary.

Oh, and apparently it’s because the DVD sold so well originally. Here’s hope that a sequel could still be a possibility.

mrBen

December
14
2006
4:45 pm
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In the morning, as I get ready for work, Ruth usually has the telly on.  It’s Channel 4’s “unoriginal lineup” with the ever-present reruns of Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond to name just two.

(Peter Boyle plays the father in Everybody Loves Raymond, just to link this to the title of the post.)

And when I come into work I like to steal some time on the Internet during the quiet times, of which there can be many.  And as I reach the BBC News website on my travels I find that Peter Boyle has died.

What I found interesting about the article is that they say he was best known as “the curmudgeonly father in the US sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond”.

Strange.  I could have sworn that for all of Boyle’s output he was best known, in my mind at least, as Frankenstein’s Monster in Young Frankenstein by Mel Brooks.

I heartily encourage any who haven’t seen it yet (where have you been?) to get off your bums and find yourself a copy.

He was, without a doubt, the finest Frankenstein’s Monster ever.  And that’s coming from a confirmed Hammer Horror fan.

BigAl

December
12
2006
3:36 pm
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Some of you may have followed my entry into Firefly fandom at the beginning of this year. However, never have I been more proud to be a Browncoat than when reading the events surrounding ‘Flanvention’ last weekend.

Flanvention is a big Firefly fan convention held in the US. A few weeks ago Nathan Fillion (who was scheduled to appear) noted in an interview that he had not heard from Booster Events, who host the event. Soon after, BE announced that they were having financial problems and Flan might not happen. Then about 10 days ago, they announced that everything was going ahead. Hurrah! But on Thursday night (bearing in mind that many people had already left for the conference) they announced that it was cancelled.

What happened next is a testament not only to the fans of the show, but also to the way that the cast feel about the show. Actors from the show still turned up. Despite not being paid. And some who weren’t even scheduled to appear. An alternative party happened on the Friday, and then an alternative venue for the Saturday was established. Oh, and a huge bunch of fans from over the world ponied up some cash to help the whole thing go smoothly, and Nathan Fillion also gave away some of his personal memorabilia to fans who had come from outside the US.

You can read more about it here and Jewel Staites blog here and, well, loads of other places.

[edit] There’s a really good recap from someone who was actually there (and arrived on the Thursday thinking it was all going ahead as planned) here [/edit]

Oh, and in related news, some is apparently going to be making a Firefly MMORPG.

mrBen

November
21
2006
9:35 am
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Watch the video, and check out this article. DRM affects everyone - not just geeks.

mrBen

November
2
2006
11:59 am
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Nigel Kneale, best known for writing the Quatermass TV series, has died.

If you ever get a chance to watch the old Quatermass films or the series, I would heartily encourage you to do so.

I might, if there’s time between NaNoWriMo writing sessions, have a Quatermass marathon. Anyone up for a day of quality classic science fiction?

BigAl

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