How not to build a pc is when you’re trying to remove the metal plate in the CD drive bay, you force it a bit too hard, it comes away quickly and your hand gets stuck by one of the sticky-out metal supports.

Everyone gets cut when, as I was doing, they are building a pc quickly and without due care and attention.

But it’s a special kind of joy when you take your hand out the drive bay to find it covered in blood and with an unfortunate gash over the thumb joint.

It should be sufficient to note that after a few stitches, a tetanus shot and enough sugary food to floor a rhino, Ruth finished putting the damn thing together.

BigAl