And why not?
You could vote for anyone you want and they’d still make a ham-fisted effort. So why not vote for the cuddliest party?
Imagine getting a hug from Michael Howard. Doesn’t bear thinking about. You’d have to check your limbs/bones/organs to make sure they’d still be there. What? He doesn’t remind you of some kind of undead creature? A ghoul or ghast maybe? Something that sucks your soul away or feasts on human flesh? Must just be me then.
Next up: Tony Blair. I’d imagine he’s be quite a good hugger but the lack of warmth would be a problem. And you’d check your pockets to check on your wallet. I’ m not saying that he’s a thief… well, yes I am saying that. In fact I’m sure he’s a fully paid up klepto. Don’t leave anything lying around, Tony will have it away.
And last of the big three… Charles Kennedy. A big jolly man, not unlike Santa. And like most Scots with a serious drink problem, he’s fine until you stop wanting to hug him. Then comes the depression, paranoia and the waking up with the mile wide hangover which the next glass of scotch attempts to banish.
Any suggestions regarding other party leaders hugability ratings?
BigAl
